NOSY people get on my nerves. Nosy people who sneak snake their way into shit you didn't invite them into.
Food for thought: What I tell you is what I want you to know, what I don't tell you is for me to know and for you to not ask about and a hint that you should mind yours!
Showing posts with label I'm just sayin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm just sayin. Show all posts
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Ignorant White Folk Update
Slash response to Super Woman aka Schizophrenic Brooklynite. http://www.lifeandtimesofshe.blogspot.com/ So today my co-workers asked me "Why didn't you go to the BBQ the other day? Or, Or, Or (trying to drag it on to make sure he collected enough laughs)as "ya'll" call it "Da Cookout!"
[laughter]
*rolls eyes*
I replied "Why no, I chose not to attend because YOU PEOPLE don't know how to cook PERIOD, let alone BBQ, and I wasn't exactly in the mood for cardboard. Not to mention it rained that day, so you know what that means. If I wanted to chill in a funky ass kennel, I'd go to the pound."
They all go "OHHHHHHHHH WOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH!!"
And I do believe they were offended, though they tried to play it off b/c they told me they don't get offended like I do.
Well, so be it, but you don't just make racist cracks time & time again & think its still gonna be funny after the 1st or 2nd time. Not only that but when you continuously do it and can't seem to stop, I have no choice but to assume you are indeed a racist.
[laughter]
*rolls eyes*
I replied "Why no, I chose not to attend because YOU PEOPLE don't know how to cook PERIOD, let alone BBQ, and I wasn't exactly in the mood for cardboard. Not to mention it rained that day, so you know what that means. If I wanted to chill in a funky ass kennel, I'd go to the pound."
They all go "OHHHHHHHHH WOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH!!"
And I do believe they were offended, though they tried to play it off b/c they told me they don't get offended like I do.
Well, so be it, but you don't just make racist cracks time & time again & think its still gonna be funny after the 1st or 2nd time. Not only that but when you continuously do it and can't seem to stop, I have no choice but to assume you are indeed a racist.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Ignorant White People On The Job & Shit.
Before I get to talkn about the dummies I work with , let me talk about my manager showing favoritism.
Kay. So yesterday I was trying to out-do myself carrying a load of meats to the other table and the process I dropped some of the Vito meat (Salami & Capicola together) on the floor. Well the rule is anything that hits the floor, even if it didn't hit the floor, must be thrown away.
Well, what could I do but set the rest of the shit down and proceed to throw away what I dropped? Nothing right? Accidents happen. So my manager goes "Are you serious?" (no, MF'er, I'm kidding. haha. sike, i didn't really drop it, April Fools!) I just kinda smiled, extremely embarassed cuz a gang of people were staring at me.
He goes "NO, SERIOUSLY. ITS NOT FUNNY! THAT'S LIKE $30 WORTH OF MEAT!" Bullshit. A customer orders a sandwich, for 5 or 6 bucks and gets ONE portion of meat, after recovering the difference for the cost of what you sold, you get a profit of about 4 bucks. We slice our own meat, and a few pounds of meat is about $45. I most definitely did not drop that damn much. I dropped about 10-15 portions. Anywhoo, regardless. If I had dropped $200 worth that does NOT give you the right to bitch @ me.
YOU NEED to be tellin off the white chick I'll call "Katy" who comes in late, once a week. (I have never been late, not once.) Or how about Sunday when you reminded her to be there at 8:30am SHARP, 3 times before she left on Friday, and she still showed up 1 HOUR late, still kind of drunk, and laughed, tripped over stuff and embarassed herself. Now THAT is what wasn't FCKN funny. Or how about when she dropped all those trays of bread on the floor. Our bread is the key to the company, its whats hella expensive, if anything.
Ya don't say a DAMN thang to Katy, but you bitch at me? FCK YOU!
Now, for the rest of my ignorant pasty faced co-workers I want to like but can barely tolerate.
They say the STUPIDEST shit to me.
"What does Triflin' mean?"
uhhh, why you askn ME?
"Cuz black people say it."
uhhh, only black people?
*Shrug.*
White boy was wrappn this lady's sandwich ALLLLL fucked up, it was just THROWN together, like he didn't care at all, so I say "Here, let me do it" He goes:
"Yeah...cuz we all know BLACK PEOPLE are naturally good at wRAPPING."
Kay. So yesterday I was trying to out-do myself carrying a load of meats to the other table and the process I dropped some of the Vito meat (Salami & Capicola together) on the floor. Well the rule is anything that hits the floor, even if it didn't hit the floor, must be thrown away.
Well, what could I do but set the rest of the shit down and proceed to throw away what I dropped? Nothing right? Accidents happen. So my manager goes "Are you serious?" (no, MF'er, I'm kidding. haha. sike, i didn't really drop it, April Fools!) I just kinda smiled, extremely embarassed cuz a gang of people were staring at me.
He goes "NO, SERIOUSLY. ITS NOT FUNNY! THAT'S LIKE $30 WORTH OF MEAT!" Bullshit. A customer orders a sandwich, for 5 or 6 bucks and gets ONE portion of meat, after recovering the difference for the cost of what you sold, you get a profit of about 4 bucks. We slice our own meat, and a few pounds of meat is about $45. I most definitely did not drop that damn much. I dropped about 10-15 portions. Anywhoo, regardless. If I had dropped $200 worth that does NOT give you the right to bitch @ me.
YOU NEED to be tellin off the white chick I'll call "Katy" who comes in late, once a week. (I have never been late, not once.) Or how about Sunday when you reminded her to be there at 8:30am SHARP, 3 times before she left on Friday, and she still showed up 1 HOUR late, still kind of drunk, and laughed, tripped over stuff and embarassed herself. Now THAT is what wasn't FCKN funny. Or how about when she dropped all those trays of bread on the floor. Our bread is the key to the company, its whats hella expensive, if anything.
Ya don't say a DAMN thang to Katy, but you bitch at me? FCK YOU!
Now, for the rest of my ignorant pasty faced co-workers I want to like but can barely tolerate.
They say the STUPIDEST shit to me.
"What does Triflin' mean?"
uhhh, why you askn ME?
"Cuz black people say it."
uhhh, only black people?
*Shrug.*
White boy was wrappn this lady's sandwich ALLLLL fucked up, it was just THROWN together, like he didn't care at all, so I say "Here, let me do it" He goes:
"Yeah...cuz we all know BLACK PEOPLE are naturally good at wRAPPING."
The rest of the crew cracks up laughing, like a riot.
uhhhhh, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me?
We were having an (attempted) conversation about music. "Brice" was boasting about how well he knows all the lyrics of this rock band. He says "Yeah, man, I can recite all their songs like you can recite, like, I dunno, Snoop Dogg."
WOAH, PLAYA!
WHAAAT?
He was dead. ass. serious.
I don't even FCK with Snoop like that, wtf, how STEREOTYPICAL of you to ASSUME b/c I'm black and Snoop is like the epitome of a rap legend that I KNOW HIS SHIT. I honestly don't know that much material from that man. Soo...WTF.
As a matter of fact I don't fck with rap hardbody like that, anyways. I mean I LIKE rap but its not my FAVORITE genre of music.
And these little things are just the beginning, I don't even have the strength to tell ya'll every sideways, ignorant, outta no man's land comments these stupid ass white boys have said to me.
As a matter of fact, KATY said she hates when "white girls try to act black, you know, when they "grease" the hair down. That's so black. Oh, and wear big earrings."
So a swoop hairstyle automatically means black?
Oh, and big earrings too.
Monday, April 13, 2009
WTF? This is a BAD ASS SONG!
Now just think if this was THE ORIGINAL version...
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo baby.
turn my swag on (dime divas remix) - keri hilson
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo baby.
turn my swag on (dime divas remix) - keri hilson
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
I'm sick & tired of people making excuses about serving the Lord.
This is for people who are REGULARS on Sunday, clapping, shouting & amen-ing when the Preacher talks about ppl who aren't very involved in church. The same stomping, hallelujah-ing folk when the preacher says praise & worship shouldn't be a Sunday only thing...
These same people who can go to the mall or out to eat or to their friends house OR BETTER YET lie their LAZY behinds in the BED ALL EVENING or on the couch watching nonsense television (that yes, I do indulge in AFTER I have focused on my priorities. AFTER I had completed my to-do list, AFTER I have made time for the MORE IMPORTANT THINGS) eating their lives away, letting their bodies go. And I'm sorry to say, but I know many people think it and its true, that's why so many church-goers are overweight. They indulge in the wrong things in their spare time which include binging on food that does no good for their bodies.
Revival is only 3 days! THREE! OUT OF AN ENTIRE YEAR and you mean to tell me b/c you're "tired" you're not gonna go?!
HYPOCRITE!
As a matter of fact today is WEDNESDAY. EVERY wed. you go to mid-week service (uh-huh CHURCH) but b/c you went YESTERDAY (and um, tip-toed out early, might I add) you too TIRED TO GO TODAY?
%#^! outta here!
Does the Lord ever recline back and say He's tired of these sinners, steady sinnin on friday and saturday and asking for forgiveness on sunday (forgiveness he GRANTS)???
NO!
When you broke the law and were faced with an overwhelming future penalizing criminal record and jail time, you BEGGED the Lord to get you out of it. Am I right? SHO I'm right! And did He say "That fool did the crime, let that fool do the time?" Uhhh, did He say "Well, I been working miracles all day, since 9 this morning, I'm TIRED. I'm gonna take a nap and resume blessing folk on Sunday."
NO!
You can get your tail outta bed to go make that money, to go to that movie, to go on that date, to go and FORNICATE but you can't spend a few hours of your day THANKING him for sustaining the world you live in and blessing you with THE ABILITY to do those things?!
You can spend 12 hours in line for those new J's but can't spend 2 in Church in the MIDDLE OF THE WEEK?
What diffrence does it make that its wednesday and not saturday or sunday?
PLEASE.
These same people who can go to the mall or out to eat or to their friends house OR BETTER YET lie their LAZY behinds in the BED ALL EVENING or on the couch watching nonsense television (that yes, I do indulge in AFTER I have focused on my priorities. AFTER I had completed my to-do list, AFTER I have made time for the MORE IMPORTANT THINGS) eating their lives away, letting their bodies go. And I'm sorry to say, but I know many people think it and its true, that's why so many church-goers are overweight. They indulge in the wrong things in their spare time which include binging on food that does no good for their bodies.
Revival is only 3 days! THREE! OUT OF AN ENTIRE YEAR and you mean to tell me b/c you're "tired" you're not gonna go?!
HYPOCRITE!
As a matter of fact today is WEDNESDAY. EVERY wed. you go to mid-week service (uh-huh CHURCH) but b/c you went YESTERDAY (and um, tip-toed out early, might I add) you too TIRED TO GO TODAY?
%#^! outta here!
Does the Lord ever recline back and say He's tired of these sinners, steady sinnin on friday and saturday and asking for forgiveness on sunday (forgiveness he GRANTS)???
NO!
When you broke the law and were faced with an overwhelming future penalizing criminal record and jail time, you BEGGED the Lord to get you out of it. Am I right? SHO I'm right! And did He say "That fool did the crime, let that fool do the time?" Uhhh, did He say "Well, I been working miracles all day, since 9 this morning, I'm TIRED. I'm gonna take a nap and resume blessing folk on Sunday."
NO!
You can get your tail outta bed to go make that money, to go to that movie, to go on that date, to go and FORNICATE but you can't spend a few hours of your day THANKING him for sustaining the world you live in and blessing you with THE ABILITY to do those things?!
You can spend 12 hours in line for those new J's but can't spend 2 in Church in the MIDDLE OF THE WEEK?
What diffrence does it make that its wednesday and not saturday or sunday?
PLEASE.
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