WORD OF THE DAY: Doo Doo Mama

Taken From Urban Dictionary So Excuse The Spelling & Grammatical Errors. Clearly a doo-doo mama or doo-doo daddy wrote this.

DooDoo Mama

A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They`re mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments. Signs if you`re a DooDoo If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn`t match the texture and/or color. You`re a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You`re a DooDoo. If your hair can`t fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You`re a DooDoo. If you haven`t upgraded your cell phone and you`re still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You`re a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You`re a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You`re a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You`re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You`re a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off`s. You`re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You`re a DooDoo right along with her. If you fight just to get attention. You`re a DooDoo. If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You`re a DooDoo Mama.
1. You're such a DooDoo Mama, how are you going to have on some Gold Hoops and a Silver Chain.

I'm sick & tired of people making excuses about serving the Lord.

This is for people who are REGULARS on Sunday, clapping, shouting & amen-ing when the Preacher talks about ppl who aren't very involved in church. The same stomping, hallelujah-ing folk when the preacher says praise & worship shouldn't be a Sunday only thing...

These same people who can go to the mall or out to eat or to their friends house OR BETTER YET lie their LAZY behinds in the BED ALL EVENING or on the couch watching nonsense television (that yes, I do indulge in AFTER I have focused on my priorities. AFTER I had completed my to-do list, AFTER I have made time for the MORE IMPORTANT THINGS) eating their lives away, letting their bodies go. And I'm sorry to say, but I know many people think it and its true, that's why so many church-goers are overweight. They indulge in the wrong things in their spare time which include binging on food that does no good for their bodies.

Revival is only 3 days! THREE! OUT OF AN ENTIRE YEAR and you mean to tell me b/c you're "tired" you're not gonna go?!

HYPOCRITE!

As a matter of fact today is WEDNESDAY. EVERY wed. you go to mid-week service (uh-huh CHURCH) but b/c you went YESTERDAY (and um, tip-toed out early, might I add) you too TIRED TO GO TODAY?

%#^! outta here!

Does the Lord ever recline back and say He's tired of these sinners, steady sinnin on friday and saturday and asking for forgiveness on sunday (forgiveness he GRANTS)???

NO!

When you broke the law and were faced with an overwhelming future penalizing criminal record and jail time, you BEGGED the Lord to get you out of it. Am I right? SHO I'm right! And did He say "That fool did the crime, let that fool do the time?" Uhhh, did He say "Well, I been working miracles all day, since 9 this morning, I'm TIRED. I'm gonna take a nap and resume blessing folk on Sunday."

NO!

You can get your tail outta bed to go make that money, to go to that movie, to go on that date, to go and FORNICATE but you can't spend a few hours of your day THANKING him for sustaining the world you live in and blessing you with THE ABILITY to do those things?!

You can spend 12 hours in line for those new J's but can't spend 2 in Church in the MIDDLE OF THE WEEK?

What diffrence does it make that its wednesday and not saturday or sunday?

PLEASE.

Punk Ass Ambers.

**EXCUSE MY FOUL, FOUL LANGUAGE IN THIS POST, MMK?*

Okay. These STUPID bitches on The Bad Girls Club are some damn PUNKS. If you watched tonight's episode you would see the other girls in the house made a line of tape from the house to a statue outside and hung their clothes (including drawls) on it, taped up their shoes, put their nice clothes on the dirty ass roof & summo' shit.

HELL TO THE MOTHAFUCKIN NAW. We wouldn't have even gotten that far. The first time those bitches decided to put gummy bears on my clothes and ruin MY shoes in the pool, It would've been ONNNN. I woulda be wreckin' shit so fassstt. SO fassst. Bitches would've gotten their shit cut the fuck up, their belongings would've been bleached, sunk to the bottom of the pool and then I woulda stood at the top of the staircase like WHAT THEY DO, COME FOR ME, JUST TRY & COME FOR ME.

AILEA'S ASS would NOT have been jumpin on MY damn bed acting a damn fool, cussin me out. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no. Babygirl would've got to jumpin, I would've politely grabbed her legs right from underneath her and let her have a nice fall. If she proceeded to buck I would've had to make my exit from the show by mollywhoppin her annoying ass.

Goodness these chicks have NO "backbone" (lmao, if you watch the show you caught that).

Anyways I could say more but...eh. I see the preview for next week's show and it looks like we're finally gonna see Tiff throw down. I can't wait. Ooohwee, juice.

I apologize for my language and all but I just could not believe these girls refused to stand up for themselves.

EW.

Would YOU let this man get of facefull of your goodies?

I'll pass.

RIHANNA's FACE!!! & My Abusive Relationship

OMG, babygirl looks so sad, and the injuries ARE obvious. I just want to hug her, or better yet go back in time & beat his ass FOR her, cuz I mean I'm known for whopping a nigga's ass, I don't give a fuck I'm not scared of naan nigga. Plus that's my wifey ;)

My ex was slightly abusive and I clocked his ass with irons, flat irons, books, belts, purses, laptops- whatever I could find. Not that I'm proud of that, cuz its always neccessary to exit a physically abusive relationship ASAP, even though its not always easy because of how deep you can be sunk into it. I'm just sayin you gotta fight back. Stand toe-to-toe with a nigga and let him know you're not A PUNK BITCH. You're a strong woman, even if you're not all the way there yet, you gotta make them think that, which make them think twice about their next move.

I can't even lie though, I'd still get on with Breezy hahahahah! I kiiiid, I kiiiiid. (no, i'm serious. =P)

UPDATE: After reading http://sharonacorona.blogspot.com/ I realized that we are all jumping to conclusion before we get the details. I know very well that a man can only be pushed so far before he reacts, and of course he is probably going to be the more powerful one, so your blows or w/e might not do much damage. There have been many instances where I've watched my friends fight their boyfriends and while their punches, kicks and bites would be enough to fuck another chick allll the way up, didn't pack much power to the guy. We don't know Rihanna in real life so we have no idea what her true colors look like. She could a B-I-T-C-H, mean, rude, stuck up whatever. Sooo...

Obama Roasts Hilary Stand-Up Style

"Bitch got eyes like the geico lizard!"



I know its not real but this is a classic.

TRANSEXUAL BULLSHIT.

I DO NOT understand this. Okay, so after watching Real World: Brooklyn, Kaitlynn (the transexual) was on there talking about her sex change. Ok cool, do you boo. But what made me curious was the procedure, so I looked it up. Okay, a little gross but whatev, now you have a cooch. Cool, do you boo.

Then I decided to research the actual like...history? of it. Come to find out there are MILLIONS of MEN who feel they were born in the wrong body and have a SRS (sex reassignment surgery) but are ONLY attracted to WOMEN, and now consider themselves lesbians.



WHAT THE FUCK! Excuse my freakin french but I JUST DONT GET IT.

How the hell can you be attracted to JUST females, but think "hmm, I think I was supposed to be a woman, so I can be a lesbian and have a cooch."

Sooo let me get this right, you love the cooch, so you shove your shlong in and chop and slice and dice and refigurate your business and now have a "vagina" so you can no longer bang bush?!

What MAN would cut their dick off to bump coochies? These guys. And I just don't get it.