Thursday, April 30, 2009

Ignorant White People On The Job & Shit.

Before I get to talkn about the dummies I work with , let me talk about my manager showing favoritism.

Kay. So yesterday I was trying to out-do myself carrying a load of meats to the other table and the process I dropped some of the Vito meat (Salami & Capicola together) on the floor. Well the rule is anything that hits the floor, even if it didn't hit the floor, must be thrown away.

Well, what could I do but set the rest of the shit down and proceed to throw away what I dropped? Nothing right? Accidents happen. So my manager goes "Are you serious?" (no, MF'er, I'm kidding. haha. sike, i didn't really drop it, April Fools!) I just kinda smiled, extremely embarassed cuz a gang of people were staring at me.

He goes "NO, SERIOUSLY. ITS NOT FUNNY! THAT'S LIKE $30 WORTH OF MEAT!" Bullshit. A customer orders a sandwich, for 5 or 6 bucks and gets ONE portion of meat, after recovering the difference for the cost of what you sold, you get a profit of about 4 bucks. We slice our own meat, and a few pounds of meat is about $45. I most definitely did not drop that damn much. I dropped about 10-15 portions. Anywhoo, regardless. If I had dropped $200 worth that does NOT give you the right to bitch @ me.

YOU NEED to be tellin off the white chick I'll call "Katy" who comes in late, once a week. (I have never been late, not once.) Or how about Sunday when you reminded her to be there at 8:30am SHARP, 3 times before she left on Friday, and she still showed up 1 HOUR late, still kind of drunk, and laughed, tripped over stuff and embarassed herself. Now THAT is what wasn't FCKN funny. Or how about when she dropped all those trays of bread on the floor. Our bread is the key to the company, its whats hella expensive, if anything.

Ya don't say a DAMN thang to Katy, but you bitch at me? FCK YOU!


Now, for the rest of my ignorant pasty faced co-workers I want to like but can barely tolerate.

They say the STUPIDEST shit to me.

"What does Triflin' mean?"

uhhh, why you askn ME?

"Cuz black people say it."

uhhh, only black people?

*Shrug.*

White boy was wrappn this lady's sandwich ALLLLL fucked up, it was just THROWN together, like he didn't care at all, so I say "Here, let me do it" He goes:

"Yeah...cuz we all know BLACK PEOPLE are naturally good at wRAPPING."



The rest of the crew cracks up laughing, like a riot.






uhhhhh, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me?


We were having an (attempted) conversation about music. "Brice" was boasting about how well he knows all the lyrics of this rock band. He says "Yeah, man, I can recite all their songs like you can recite, like, I dunno, Snoop Dogg."


WOAH, PLAYA!


WHAAAT?


He was dead. ass. serious.


I don't even FCK with Snoop like that, wtf, how STEREOTYPICAL of you to ASSUME b/c I'm black and Snoop is like the epitome of a rap legend that I KNOW HIS SHIT. I honestly don't know that much material from that man. Soo...WTF.

As a matter of fact I don't fck with rap hardbody like that, anyways. I mean I LIKE rap but its not my FAVORITE genre of music.

And these little things are just the beginning, I don't even have the strength to tell ya'll every sideways, ignorant, outta no man's land comments these stupid ass white boys have said to me.

As a matter of fact, KATY said she hates when "white girls try to act black, you know, when they "grease" the hair down. That's so black. Oh, and wear big earrings."

So a swoop hairstyle automatically means black?

Oh, and big earrings too.








BITCH PLEASE!

Monday, April 13, 2009

WTF? This is a BAD ASS SONG!

Now just think if this was THE ORIGINAL version...
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo baby.


turn my swag on (dime divas remix) - keri hilson

Thursday, April 9, 2009

WORD OF THE DAY: Doo Doo Mama

Taken From Urban Dictionary So Excuse The Spelling & Grammatical Errors. Clearly a doo-doo mama or doo-doo daddy wrote this.

DooDoo Mama

A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They`re mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments. Signs if you`re a DooDoo If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn`t match the texture and/or color. You`re a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You`re a DooDoo. If your hair can`t fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You`re a DooDoo. If you haven`t upgraded your cell phone and you`re still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You`re a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You`re a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You`re a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You`re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You`re a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off`s. You`re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You`re a DooDoo right along with her. If you fight just to get attention. You`re a DooDoo. If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You`re a DooDoo Mama.
1. You're such a DooDoo Mama, how are you going to have on some Gold Hoops and a Silver Chain.


Wednesday, April 8, 2009

I'm sick & tired of people making excuses about serving the Lord.

This is for people who are REGULARS on Sunday, clapping, shouting & amen-ing when the Preacher talks about ppl who aren't very involved in church. The same stomping, hallelujah-ing folk when the preacher says praise & worship shouldn't be a Sunday only thing...

These same people who can go to the mall or out to eat or to their friends house OR BETTER YET lie their LAZY behinds in the BED ALL EVENING or on the couch watching nonsense television (that yes, I do indulge in AFTER I have focused on my priorities. AFTER I had completed my to-do list, AFTER I have made time for the MORE IMPORTANT THINGS) eating their lives away, letting their bodies go. And I'm sorry to say, but I know many people think it and its true, that's why so many church-goers are overweight. They indulge in the wrong things in their spare time which include binging on food that does no good for their bodies.

Revival is only 3 days! THREE! OUT OF AN ENTIRE YEAR and you mean to tell me b/c you're "tired" you're not gonna go?!

HYPOCRITE!

As a matter of fact today is WEDNESDAY. EVERY wed. you go to mid-week service (uh-huh CHURCH) but b/c you went YESTERDAY (and um, tip-toed out early, might I add) you too TIRED TO GO TODAY?

%#^! outta here!

Does the Lord ever recline back and say He's tired of these sinners, steady sinnin on friday and saturday and asking for forgiveness on sunday (forgiveness he GRANTS)???

NO!

When you broke the law and were faced with an overwhelming future penalizing criminal record and jail time, you BEGGED the Lord to get you out of it. Am I right? SHO I'm right! And did He say "That fool did the crime, let that fool do the time?" Uhhh, did He say "Well, I been working miracles all day, since 9 this morning, I'm TIRED. I'm gonna take a nap and resume blessing folk on Sunday."

NO!

You can get your tail outta bed to go make that money, to go to that movie, to go on that date, to go and FORNICATE but you can't spend a few hours of your day THANKING him for sustaining the world you live in and blessing you with THE ABILITY to do those things?!

You can spend 12 hours in line for those new J's but can't spend 2 in Church in the MIDDLE OF THE WEEK?

What diffrence does it make that its wednesday and not saturday or sunday?

PLEASE.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Punk Ass Ambers.

**EXCUSE MY FOUL, FOUL LANGUAGE IN THIS POST, MMK?*

Okay. These STUPID bitches on The Bad Girls Club are some damn PUNKS. If you watched tonight's episode you would see the other girls in the house made a line of tape from the house to a statue outside and hung their clothes (including drawls) on it, taped up their shoes, put their nice clothes on the dirty ass roof & summo' shit.

HELL TO THE MOTHAFUCKIN NAW. We wouldn't have even gotten that far. The first time those bitches decided to put gummy bears on my clothes and ruin MY shoes in the pool, It would've been ONNNN. I woulda be wreckin' shit so fassstt. SO fassst. Bitches would've gotten their shit cut the fuck up, their belongings would've been bleached, sunk to the bottom of the pool and then I woulda stood at the top of the staircase like WHAT THEY DO, COME FOR ME, JUST TRY & COME FOR ME.

AILEA'S ASS would NOT have been jumpin on MY damn bed acting a damn fool, cussin me out. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no. Babygirl would've got to jumpin, I would've politely grabbed her legs right from underneath her and let her have a nice fall. If she proceeded to buck I would've had to make my exit from the show by mollywhoppin her annoying ass.

Goodness these chicks have NO "backbone" (lmao, if you watch the show you caught that).

Anyways I could say more but...eh. I see the preview for next week's show and it looks like we're finally gonna see Tiff throw down. I can't wait. Ooohwee, juice.

I apologize for my language and all but I just could not believe these girls refused to stand up for themselves.

Monday, February 23, 2009

EW.

Would YOU let this man get of facefull of your goodies?
I'll pass.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

RIHANNA's FACE!!! & My Abusive Relationship


OMG, babygirl looks so sad, and the injuries ARE obvious. I just want to hug her, or better yet go back in time & beat his ass FOR her, cuz I mean I'm known for whopping a nigga's ass, I don't give a fuck I'm not scared of naan nigga. Plus that's my wifey ;)

My ex was slightly abusive and I clocked his ass with irons, flat irons, books, belts, purses, laptops- whatever I could find. Not that I'm proud of that, cuz its always neccessary to exit a physically abusive relationship ASAP, even though its not always easy because of how deep you can be sunk into it. I'm just sayin you gotta fight back. Stand toe-to-toe with a nigga and let him know you're not A PUNK BITCH. You're a strong woman, even if you're not all the way there yet, you gotta make them think that, which make them think twice about their next move.


I can't even lie though, I'd still get on with Breezy hahahahah! I kiiiid, I kiiiiid. (no, i'm serious. =P)
UPDATE: After reading http://sharonacorona.blogspot.com/ I realized that we are all jumping to conclusion before we get the details. I know very well that a man can only be pushed so far before he reacts, and of course he is probably going to be the more powerful one, so your blows or w/e might not do much damage. There have been many instances where I've watched my friends fight their boyfriends and while their punches, kicks and bites would be enough to fuck another chick allll the way up, didn't pack much power to the guy. We don't know Rihanna in real life so we have no idea what her true colors look like. She could a B-I-T-C-H, mean, rude, stuck up whatever. Sooo...