Punk Ass Ambers.

**EXCUSE MY FOUL, FOUL LANGUAGE IN THIS POST, MMK?*

Okay. These STUPID bitches on The Bad Girls Club are some damn PUNKS. If you watched tonight's episode you would see the other girls in the house made a line of tape from the house to a statue outside and hung their clothes (including drawls) on it, taped up their shoes, put their nice clothes on the dirty ass roof & summo' shit.

HELL TO THE MOTHAFUCKIN NAW. We wouldn't have even gotten that far. The first time those bitches decided to put gummy bears on my clothes and ruin MY shoes in the pool, It would've been ONNNN. I woulda be wreckin' shit so fassstt. SO fassst. Bitches would've gotten their shit cut the fuck up, their belongings would've been bleached, sunk to the bottom of the pool and then I woulda stood at the top of the staircase like WHAT THEY DO, COME FOR ME, JUST TRY & COME FOR ME.

AILEA'S ASS would NOT have been jumpin on MY damn bed acting a damn fool, cussin me out. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no. Babygirl would've got to jumpin, I would've politely grabbed her legs right from underneath her and let her have a nice fall. If she proceeded to buck I would've had to make my exit from the show by mollywhoppin her annoying ass.

Goodness these chicks have NO "backbone" (lmao, if you watch the show you caught that).

Anyways I could say more but...eh. I see the preview for next week's show and it looks like we're finally gonna see Tiff throw down. I can't wait. Ooohwee, juice.

I apologize for my language and all but I just could not believe these girls refused to stand up for themselves.

EW.

Would YOU let this man get of facefull of your goodies?

I'll pass.

RIHANNA's FACE!!! & My Abusive Relationship

OMG, babygirl looks so sad, and the injuries ARE obvious. I just want to hug her, or better yet go back in time & beat his ass FOR her, cuz I mean I'm known for whopping a nigga's ass, I don't give a fuck I'm not scared of naan nigga. Plus that's my wifey ;)

My ex was slightly abusive and I clocked his ass with irons, flat irons, books, belts, purses, laptops- whatever I could find. Not that I'm proud of that, cuz its always neccessary to exit a physically abusive relationship ASAP, even though its not always easy because of how deep you can be sunk into it. I'm just sayin you gotta fight back. Stand toe-to-toe with a nigga and let him know you're not A PUNK BITCH. You're a strong woman, even if you're not all the way there yet, you gotta make them think that, which make them think twice about their next move.

I can't even lie though, I'd still get on with Breezy hahahahah! I kiiiid, I kiiiiid. (no, i'm serious. =P)

UPDATE: After reading http://sharonacorona.blogspot.com/ I realized that we are all jumping to conclusion before we get the details. I know very well that a man can only be pushed so far before he reacts, and of course he is probably going to be the more powerful one, so your blows or w/e might not do much damage. There have been many instances where I've watched my friends fight their boyfriends and while their punches, kicks and bites would be enough to fuck another chick allll the way up, didn't pack much power to the guy. We don't know Rihanna in real life so we have no idea what her true colors look like. She could a B-I-T-C-H, mean, rude, stuck up whatever. Sooo...

Obama Roasts Hilary Stand-Up Style

"Bitch got eyes like the geico lizard!"



I know its not real but this is a classic.

TRANSEXUAL BULLSHIT.

I DO NOT understand this. Okay, so after watching Real World: Brooklyn, Kaitlynn (the transexual) was on there talking about her sex change. Ok cool, do you boo. But what made me curious was the procedure, so I looked it up. Okay, a little gross but whatev, now you have a cooch. Cool, do you boo.

Then I decided to research the actual like...history? of it. Come to find out there are MILLIONS of MEN who feel they were born in the wrong body and have a SRS (sex reassignment surgery) but are ONLY attracted to WOMEN, and now consider themselves lesbians.



WHAT THE FUCK! Excuse my freakin french but I JUST DONT GET IT.

How the hell can you be attracted to JUST females, but think "hmm, I think I was supposed to be a woman, so I can be a lesbian and have a cooch."

Sooo let me get this right, you love the cooch, so you shove your shlong in and chop and slice and dice and refigurate your business and now have a "vagina" so you can no longer bang bush?!

What MAN would cut their dick off to bump coochies? These guys. And I just don't get it.