NOSY people get on my nerves. Nosy people who sneak snake their way into shit you didn't invite them into.
Food for thought: What I tell you is what I want you to know, what I don't tell you is for me to know and for you to not ask about and a hint that you should mind yours!
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
2 jobs...
Slangin sandwiches part time and slangin something else @ Boeing part time...sounds good right?
getmoney.
getmoney.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
You are my everything, and everything is you.
I purchased many material items for my mom, but the card, I made at home, took me about 2 hours, seriously. I worte a whole page in 8 font pouring my heart out, on the verge of tears the entire time. No one will ever know how much I appreciate my mother and love her for staying with me through thick and thin and loving me unconditionally when no one else cared.
"You da fckn BEST, you da fckn BEST, you da fckn BEST...cuz you hold me dowwnn..."
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Ignorant White Folk Update
Slash response to Super Woman aka Schizophrenic Brooklynite. http://www.lifeandtimesofshe.blogspot.com/ So today my co-workers asked me "Why didn't you go to the BBQ the other day? Or, Or, Or (trying to drag it on to make sure he collected enough laughs)as "ya'll" call it "Da Cookout!"
[laughter]
*rolls eyes*
I replied "Why no, I chose not to attend because YOU PEOPLE don't know how to cook PERIOD, let alone BBQ, and I wasn't exactly in the mood for cardboard. Not to mention it rained that day, so you know what that means. If I wanted to chill in a funky ass kennel, I'd go to the pound."
They all go "OHHHHHHHHH WOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH!!"
And I do believe they were offended, though they tried to play it off b/c they told me they don't get offended like I do.
Well, so be it, but you don't just make racist cracks time & time again & think its still gonna be funny after the 1st or 2nd time. Not only that but when you continuously do it and can't seem to stop, I have no choice but to assume you are indeed a racist.
[laughter]
*rolls eyes*
I replied "Why no, I chose not to attend because YOU PEOPLE don't know how to cook PERIOD, let alone BBQ, and I wasn't exactly in the mood for cardboard. Not to mention it rained that day, so you know what that means. If I wanted to chill in a funky ass kennel, I'd go to the pound."
They all go "OHHHHHHHHH WOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH!!"
And I do believe they were offended, though they tried to play it off b/c they told me they don't get offended like I do.
Well, so be it, but you don't just make racist cracks time & time again & think its still gonna be funny after the 1st or 2nd time. Not only that but when you continuously do it and can't seem to stop, I have no choice but to assume you are indeed a racist.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Keep It On The Down Low???
Just plain disgusting, "trifling" and sad.
www.downlowconfessions.com
And the one nigga said when is it a good time to go raw w/ a dude he's fckin, even though he's MARRIED.
yeecchh.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Ignorant White People On The Job & Shit.
Before I get to talkn about the dummies I work with , let me talk about my manager showing favoritism.
Kay. So yesterday I was trying to out-do myself carrying a load of meats to the other table and the process I dropped some of the Vito meat (Salami & Capicola together) on the floor. Well the rule is anything that hits the floor, even if it didn't hit the floor, must be thrown away.
Well, what could I do but set the rest of the shit down and proceed to throw away what I dropped? Nothing right? Accidents happen. So my manager goes "Are you serious?" (no, MF'er, I'm kidding. haha. sike, i didn't really drop it, April Fools!) I just kinda smiled, extremely embarassed cuz a gang of people were staring at me.
He goes "NO, SERIOUSLY. ITS NOT FUNNY! THAT'S LIKE $30 WORTH OF MEAT!" Bullshit. A customer orders a sandwich, for 5 or 6 bucks and gets ONE portion of meat, after recovering the difference for the cost of what you sold, you get a profit of about 4 bucks. We slice our own meat, and a few pounds of meat is about $45. I most definitely did not drop that damn much. I dropped about 10-15 portions. Anywhoo, regardless. If I had dropped $200 worth that does NOT give you the right to bitch @ me.
YOU NEED to be tellin off the white chick I'll call "Katy" who comes in late, once a week. (I have never been late, not once.) Or how about Sunday when you reminded her to be there at 8:30am SHARP, 3 times before she left on Friday, and she still showed up 1 HOUR late, still kind of drunk, and laughed, tripped over stuff and embarassed herself. Now THAT is what wasn't FCKN funny. Or how about when she dropped all those trays of bread on the floor. Our bread is the key to the company, its whats hella expensive, if anything.
Ya don't say a DAMN thang to Katy, but you bitch at me? FCK YOU!
Now, for the rest of my ignorant pasty faced co-workers I want to like but can barely tolerate.
They say the STUPIDEST shit to me.
"What does Triflin' mean?"
uhhh, why you askn ME?
"Cuz black people say it."
uhhh, only black people?
*Shrug.*
White boy was wrappn this lady's sandwich ALLLLL fucked up, it was just THROWN together, like he didn't care at all, so I say "Here, let me do it" He goes:
"Yeah...cuz we all know BLACK PEOPLE are naturally good at wRAPPING."
Kay. So yesterday I was trying to out-do myself carrying a load of meats to the other table and the process I dropped some of the Vito meat (Salami & Capicola together) on the floor. Well the rule is anything that hits the floor, even if it didn't hit the floor, must be thrown away.
Well, what could I do but set the rest of the shit down and proceed to throw away what I dropped? Nothing right? Accidents happen. So my manager goes "Are you serious?" (no, MF'er, I'm kidding. haha. sike, i didn't really drop it, April Fools!) I just kinda smiled, extremely embarassed cuz a gang of people were staring at me.
He goes "NO, SERIOUSLY. ITS NOT FUNNY! THAT'S LIKE $30 WORTH OF MEAT!" Bullshit. A customer orders a sandwich, for 5 or 6 bucks and gets ONE portion of meat, after recovering the difference for the cost of what you sold, you get a profit of about 4 bucks. We slice our own meat, and a few pounds of meat is about $45. I most definitely did not drop that damn much. I dropped about 10-15 portions. Anywhoo, regardless. If I had dropped $200 worth that does NOT give you the right to bitch @ me.
YOU NEED to be tellin off the white chick I'll call "Katy" who comes in late, once a week. (I have never been late, not once.) Or how about Sunday when you reminded her to be there at 8:30am SHARP, 3 times before she left on Friday, and she still showed up 1 HOUR late, still kind of drunk, and laughed, tripped over stuff and embarassed herself. Now THAT is what wasn't FCKN funny. Or how about when she dropped all those trays of bread on the floor. Our bread is the key to the company, its whats hella expensive, if anything.
Ya don't say a DAMN thang to Katy, but you bitch at me? FCK YOU!
Now, for the rest of my ignorant pasty faced co-workers I want to like but can barely tolerate.
They say the STUPIDEST shit to me.
"What does Triflin' mean?"
uhhh, why you askn ME?
"Cuz black people say it."
uhhh, only black people?
*Shrug.*
White boy was wrappn this lady's sandwich ALLLLL fucked up, it was just THROWN together, like he didn't care at all, so I say "Here, let me do it" He goes:
"Yeah...cuz we all know BLACK PEOPLE are naturally good at wRAPPING."
The rest of the crew cracks up laughing, like a riot.
uhhhhh, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me?
We were having an (attempted) conversation about music. "Brice" was boasting about how well he knows all the lyrics of this rock band. He says "Yeah, man, I can recite all their songs like you can recite, like, I dunno, Snoop Dogg."
WOAH, PLAYA!
WHAAAT?
He was dead. ass. serious.
I don't even FCK with Snoop like that, wtf, how STEREOTYPICAL of you to ASSUME b/c I'm black and Snoop is like the epitome of a rap legend that I KNOW HIS SHIT. I honestly don't know that much material from that man. Soo...WTF.
As a matter of fact I don't fck with rap hardbody like that, anyways. I mean I LIKE rap but its not my FAVORITE genre of music.
And these little things are just the beginning, I don't even have the strength to tell ya'll every sideways, ignorant, outta no man's land comments these stupid ass white boys have said to me.
As a matter of fact, KATY said she hates when "white girls try to act black, you know, when they "grease" the hair down. That's so black. Oh, and wear big earrings."
So a swoop hairstyle automatically means black?
Oh, and big earrings too.
Monday, April 13, 2009
WTF? This is a BAD ASS SONG!
Now just think if this was THE ORIGINAL version...
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo baby.
turn my swag on (dime divas remix) - keri hilson
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo baby.
turn my swag on (dime divas remix) - keri hilson
Thursday, April 9, 2009
WORD OF THE DAY: Doo Doo Mama
Taken From Urban Dictionary So Excuse The Spelling & Grammatical Errors. Clearly a doo-doo mama or doo-doo daddy wrote this.
DooDoo Mama
A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They`re mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments. Signs if you`re a DooDoo If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn`t match the texture and/or color. You`re a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You`re a DooDoo. If your hair can`t fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You`re a DooDoo. If you haven`t upgraded your cell phone and you`re still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You`re a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You`re a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You`re a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You`re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You`re a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off`s. You`re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You`re a DooDoo right along with her. If you fight just to get attention. You`re a DooDoo. If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You`re a DooDoo Mama.
1. You're such a DooDoo Mama, how are you going to have on some Gold Hoops and a Silver Chain.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
I'm sick & tired of people making excuses about serving the Lord.
This is for people who are REGULARS on Sunday, clapping, shouting & amen-ing when the Preacher talks about ppl who aren't very involved in church. The same stomping, hallelujah-ing folk when the preacher says praise & worship shouldn't be a Sunday only thing...
These same people who can go to the mall or out to eat or to their friends house OR BETTER YET lie their LAZY behinds in the BED ALL EVENING or on the couch watching nonsense television (that yes, I do indulge in AFTER I have focused on my priorities. AFTER I had completed my to-do list, AFTER I have made time for the MORE IMPORTANT THINGS) eating their lives away, letting their bodies go. And I'm sorry to say, but I know many people think it and its true, that's why so many church-goers are overweight. They indulge in the wrong things in their spare time which include binging on food that does no good for their bodies.
Revival is only 3 days! THREE! OUT OF AN ENTIRE YEAR and you mean to tell me b/c you're "tired" you're not gonna go?!
HYPOCRITE!
As a matter of fact today is WEDNESDAY. EVERY wed. you go to mid-week service (uh-huh CHURCH) but b/c you went YESTERDAY (and um, tip-toed out early, might I add) you too TIRED TO GO TODAY?
%#^! outta here!
Does the Lord ever recline back and say He's tired of these sinners, steady sinnin on friday and saturday and asking for forgiveness on sunday (forgiveness he GRANTS)???
NO!
When you broke the law and were faced with an overwhelming future penalizing criminal record and jail time, you BEGGED the Lord to get you out of it. Am I right? SHO I'm right! And did He say "That fool did the crime, let that fool do the time?" Uhhh, did He say "Well, I been working miracles all day, since 9 this morning, I'm TIRED. I'm gonna take a nap and resume blessing folk on Sunday."
NO!
You can get your tail outta bed to go make that money, to go to that movie, to go on that date, to go and FORNICATE but you can't spend a few hours of your day THANKING him for sustaining the world you live in and blessing you with THE ABILITY to do those things?!
You can spend 12 hours in line for those new J's but can't spend 2 in Church in the MIDDLE OF THE WEEK?
What diffrence does it make that its wednesday and not saturday or sunday?
PLEASE.
These same people who can go to the mall or out to eat or to their friends house OR BETTER YET lie their LAZY behinds in the BED ALL EVENING or on the couch watching nonsense television (that yes, I do indulge in AFTER I have focused on my priorities. AFTER I had completed my to-do list, AFTER I have made time for the MORE IMPORTANT THINGS) eating their lives away, letting their bodies go. And I'm sorry to say, but I know many people think it and its true, that's why so many church-goers are overweight. They indulge in the wrong things in their spare time which include binging on food that does no good for their bodies.
Revival is only 3 days! THREE! OUT OF AN ENTIRE YEAR and you mean to tell me b/c you're "tired" you're not gonna go?!
HYPOCRITE!
As a matter of fact today is WEDNESDAY. EVERY wed. you go to mid-week service (uh-huh CHURCH) but b/c you went YESTERDAY (and um, tip-toed out early, might I add) you too TIRED TO GO TODAY?
%#^! outta here!
Does the Lord ever recline back and say He's tired of these sinners, steady sinnin on friday and saturday and asking for forgiveness on sunday (forgiveness he GRANTS)???
NO!
When you broke the law and were faced with an overwhelming future penalizing criminal record and jail time, you BEGGED the Lord to get you out of it. Am I right? SHO I'm right! And did He say "That fool did the crime, let that fool do the time?" Uhhh, did He say "Well, I been working miracles all day, since 9 this morning, I'm TIRED. I'm gonna take a nap and resume blessing folk on Sunday."
NO!
You can get your tail outta bed to go make that money, to go to that movie, to go on that date, to go and FORNICATE but you can't spend a few hours of your day THANKING him for sustaining the world you live in and blessing you with THE ABILITY to do those things?!
You can spend 12 hours in line for those new J's but can't spend 2 in Church in the MIDDLE OF THE WEEK?
What diffrence does it make that its wednesday and not saturday or sunday?
PLEASE.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Punk Ass Ambers.
**EXCUSE MY FOUL, FOUL LANGUAGE IN THIS POST, MMK?*
Okay. These STUPID bitches on The Bad Girls Club are some damn PUNKS. If you watched tonight's episode you would see the other girls in the house made a line of tape from the house to a statue outside and hung their clothes (including drawls) on it, taped up their shoes, put their nice clothes on the dirty ass roof & summo' shit.
HELL TO THE MOTHAFUCKIN NAW. We wouldn't have even gotten that far. The first time those bitches decided to put gummy bears on my clothes and ruin MY shoes in the pool, It would've been ONNNN. I woulda be wreckin' shit so fassstt. SO fassst. Bitches would've gotten their shit cut the fuck up, their belongings would've been bleached, sunk to the bottom of the pool and then I woulda stood at the top of the staircase like WHAT THEY DO, COME FOR ME, JUST TRY & COME FOR ME.
AILEA'S ASS would NOT have been jumpin on MY damn bed acting a damn fool, cussin me out. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no. Babygirl would've got to jumpin, I would've politely grabbed her legs right from underneath her and let her have a nice fall. If she proceeded to buck I would've had to make my exit from the show by mollywhoppin her annoying ass.
Goodness these chicks have NO "backbone" (lmao, if you watch the show you caught that).
Anyways I could say more but...eh. I see the preview for next week's show and it looks like we're finally gonna see Tiff throw down. I can't wait. Ooohwee, juice.
I apologize for my language and all but I just could not believe these girls refused to stand up for themselves.
Okay. These STUPID bitches on The Bad Girls Club are some damn PUNKS. If you watched tonight's episode you would see the other girls in the house made a line of tape from the house to a statue outside and hung their clothes (including drawls) on it, taped up their shoes, put their nice clothes on the dirty ass roof & summo' shit.
HELL TO THE MOTHAFUCKIN NAW. We wouldn't have even gotten that far. The first time those bitches decided to put gummy bears on my clothes and ruin MY shoes in the pool, It would've been ONNNN. I woulda be wreckin' shit so fassstt. SO fassst. Bitches would've gotten their shit cut the fuck up, their belongings would've been bleached, sunk to the bottom of the pool and then I woulda stood at the top of the staircase like WHAT THEY DO, COME FOR ME, JUST TRY & COME FOR ME.
AILEA'S ASS would NOT have been jumpin on MY damn bed acting a damn fool, cussin me out. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no. Babygirl would've got to jumpin, I would've politely grabbed her legs right from underneath her and let her have a nice fall. If she proceeded to buck I would've had to make my exit from the show by mollywhoppin her annoying ass.
Goodness these chicks have NO "backbone" (lmao, if you watch the show you caught that).
Anyways I could say more but...eh. I see the preview for next week's show and it looks like we're finally gonna see Tiff throw down. I can't wait. Ooohwee, juice.
I apologize for my language and all but I just could not believe these girls refused to stand up for themselves.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
RIHANNA's FACE!!! & My Abusive Relationship
OMG, babygirl looks so sad, and the injuries ARE obvious. I just want to hug her, or better yet go back in time & beat his ass FOR her, cuz I mean I'm known for whopping a nigga's ass, I don't give a fuck I'm not scared of naan nigga. Plus that's my wifey ;)
My ex was slightly abusive and I clocked his ass with irons, flat irons, books, belts, purses, laptops- whatever I could find. Not that I'm proud of that, cuz its always neccessary to exit a physically abusive relationship ASAP, even though its not always easy because of how deep you can be sunk into it. I'm just sayin you gotta fight back. Stand toe-to-toe with a nigga and let him know you're not A PUNK BITCH. You're a strong woman, even if you're not all the way there yet, you gotta make them think that, which make them think twice about their next move.
My ex was slightly abusive and I clocked his ass with irons, flat irons, books, belts, purses, laptops- whatever I could find. Not that I'm proud of that, cuz its always neccessary to exit a physically abusive relationship ASAP, even though its not always easy because of how deep you can be sunk into it. I'm just sayin you gotta fight back. Stand toe-to-toe with a nigga and let him know you're not A PUNK BITCH. You're a strong woman, even if you're not all the way there yet, you gotta make them think that, which make them think twice about their next move.
I can't even lie though, I'd still get on with Breezy hahahahah! I kiiiid, I kiiiiid. (no, i'm serious. =P)
UPDATE: After reading http://sharonacorona.blogspot.com/ I realized that we are all jumping to conclusion before we get the details. I know very well that a man can only be pushed so far before he reacts, and of course he is probably going to be the more powerful one, so your blows or w/e might not do much damage. There have been many instances where I've watched my friends fight their boyfriends and while their punches, kicks and bites would be enough to fuck another chick allll the way up, didn't pack much power to the guy. We don't know Rihanna in real life so we have no idea what her true colors look like. She could a B-I-T-C-H, mean, rude, stuck up whatever. Sooo...
Obama Roasts Hilary Stand-Up Style
"Bitch got eyes like the geico lizard!"
I know its not real but this is a classic.
I know its not real but this is a classic.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
TRANSEXUAL BULLSHIT.
I DO NOT understand this. Okay, so after watching Real World: Brooklyn, Kaitlynn (the transexual) was on there talking about her sex change. Ok cool, do you boo. But what made me curious was the procedure, so I looked it up. Okay, a little gross but whatev, now you have a cooch. Cool, do you boo.
Then I decided to research the actual like...history? of it. Come to find out there are MILLIONS of MEN who feel they were born in the wrong body and have a SRS (sex reassignment surgery) but are ONLY attracted to WOMEN, and now consider themselves lesbians.
WHAT THE FUCK! Excuse my freakin french but I JUST DONT GET IT.
How the hell can you be attracted to JUST females, but think "hmm, I think I was supposed to be a woman, so I can be a lesbian and have a cooch."
Sooo let me get this right, you love the cooch, so you shove your shlong in and chop and slice and dice and refigurate your business and now have a "vagina" so you can no longer bang bush?!
What MAN would cut their dick off to bump coochies? These guys. And I just don't get it.
Friday, January 30, 2009
I F*CKIN LOVE MYSPACE!
Wow! Wow! WOWW! WOWWWW! That's all I keep saying.
So. Summer 08'. I saw this nigga that was fresh outta jail and my-my-my was he lookin gOoOoOod. Mmn. So anyways this chick I'm with was like "ay. don't u got a girl?" cuz he was ready to toss me the digits. =] heheheh. Can u say cockblockin?? Nah. That's crucial info. And I'm on a need-t0-know basis. Feel me? So anyways he was like naaaaaaahh. Anyways after we part ways the chick was like "that nigga is lying he been with his girl for years. They was supposed to get married n erythang." I couldn't help but wonder for the rest of the day who this chick was, and whoever she is she was one lucky b*tch! Cuz that dude is my type AND THEN some. Good Gawd.
So anyways like last week my best friend is tellin me about this chick she thinks her dude fucked, so im like "oh, word? im friends with her on myspace." of COURSE, she wants to see it. so i let her. its updated. and whaddayaknow. there's a pic of her and dude (that i ran into) im like hmmmmmmmmm this must be ol' girl! ok! well, now i don't really give a f*ck cuz I KNOW I coulda bagged him regardless. (LADIES, don't EVEN front, you know you be happy as hell when u find out a dude's ex or next or w/e don't look better than you lol) And I ended up declining cuz if you got a wifey, say so. Cuz there's a lotta b*tches that could care less. I'm just not one of em.
So anyways just a FEW mins ago (2:40 am) i'm going to this chicks page who is annoying but interesting who always had her sh*t on private (damn!) but i didn't wanna add her and its public now (yay) so i start looking at allll her pics, reading alll her blogs then i take it a step further. I read her old (hidden) comments.
I pretty much never do that unless i'm looking for something in particular, or, in tonight's case, am extremely bored. So I go some 6 pages back and read this chicks comments which look juicy and BAM! She was talking bout her ex (she's gay now, surprise surprise, everyone & their mom is switching teams) and how she was down with him for so long and blah blah blah and at the end of the comment she drops his name!
gaaasssspp! I would've NEVER thought of those two together. like EVER in a MILLI-ON years. Seriously! but now I'm just letting it marinate. (She, on the other hand is up there when it comes to looks) And not only that but his new girl is like TOTALLY in EVERY way POSSIBLE different than the old one. The new one kinda looks more like me. (only uglier, sorry, but its true, she's crap.)
I swear I f*ckin love how I can get the 4-1-1, scoop, juice etc and no one will ever know! muhahaha. it's great. but myspace is also the devil. Myspace has made me more nosy. Yeah everyone can be kinda nosy but I've never gave a flying f*ck about who was dating who, who doesn't like who, and why and whatever else but I find myself enjoying reading those things . Like, seriously. BUT that's other's own fault. I know what I put out on the internet and I am careful. Anything I don't want out, I don't put out. I don't care about people knowing certain things, and if I do, I'll keep it to myself. Word of advice, B*TCHES!
=]=]
randommm as hell, I know.
So. Summer 08'. I saw this nigga that was fresh outta jail and my-my-my was he lookin gOoOoOod. Mmn. So anyways this chick I'm with was like "ay. don't u got a girl?" cuz he was ready to toss me the digits. =] heheheh. Can u say cockblockin?? Nah. That's crucial info. And I'm on a need-t0-know basis. Feel me? So anyways he was like naaaaaaahh. Anyways after we part ways the chick was like "that nigga is lying he been with his girl for years. They was supposed to get married n erythang." I couldn't help but wonder for the rest of the day who this chick was, and whoever she is she was one lucky b*tch! Cuz that dude is my type AND THEN some. Good Gawd.
So anyways like last week my best friend is tellin me about this chick she thinks her dude fucked, so im like "oh, word? im friends with her on myspace." of COURSE, she wants to see it. so i let her. its updated. and whaddayaknow. there's a pic of her and dude (that i ran into) im like hmmmmmmmmm this must be ol' girl! ok! well, now i don't really give a f*ck cuz I KNOW I coulda bagged him regardless. (LADIES, don't EVEN front, you know you be happy as hell when u find out a dude's ex or next or w/e don't look better than you lol) And I ended up declining cuz if you got a wifey, say so. Cuz there's a lotta b*tches that could care less. I'm just not one of em.
So anyways just a FEW mins ago (2:40 am) i'm going to this chicks page who is annoying but interesting who always had her sh*t on private (damn!) but i didn't wanna add her and its public now (yay) so i start looking at allll her pics, reading alll her blogs then i take it a step further. I read her old (hidden) comments.
I pretty much never do that unless i'm looking for something in particular, or, in tonight's case, am extremely bored. So I go some 6 pages back and read this chicks comments which look juicy and BAM! She was talking bout her ex (she's gay now, surprise surprise, everyone & their mom is switching teams) and how she was down with him for so long and blah blah blah and at the end of the comment she drops his name!
gaaasssspp! I would've NEVER thought of those two together. like EVER in a MILLI-ON years. Seriously! but now I'm just letting it marinate. (She, on the other hand is up there when it comes to looks) And not only that but his new girl is like TOTALLY in EVERY way POSSIBLE different than the old one. The new one kinda looks more like me. (only uglier, sorry, but its true, she's crap.)
I swear I f*ckin love how I can get the 4-1-1, scoop, juice etc and no one will ever know! muhahaha. it's great. but myspace is also the devil. Myspace has made me more nosy. Yeah everyone can be kinda nosy but I've never gave a flying f*ck about who was dating who, who doesn't like who, and why and whatever else but I find myself enjoying reading those things . Like, seriously. BUT that's other's own fault. I know what I put out on the internet and I am careful. Anything I don't want out, I don't put out. I don't care about people knowing certain things, and if I do, I'll keep it to myself. Word of advice, B*TCHES!
=]=]
randommm as hell, I know.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
This guy deserves an award for this video.
ITS HILARIOUS!!!!!
I thought I was thee only one. Like especially the marker on the board thing. CLASSIC! If you have youtube, subscribe to this man, IMMEDIATELY.
Annndd. Subscribe to me too. www.youtube.com/mizzeshy
=)
I thought I was thee only one. Like especially the marker on the board thing. CLASSIC! If you have youtube, subscribe to this man, IMMEDIATELY.
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Saturday, January 24, 2009
WTF!?! Sick & Twisted Mofos.
http://www.perverted-justice.com/?archive=vamale_692005
And I quote...
sweet_erin78(decoy) (7:41:35 PM): i dunno bout havin sex wit the dog.. it be scary ( and gross, sick, twisted, vile, disgusting and revolting )
vamale_692005 (7:41:50 PM): how about the other two?
sweet_erin78 (7:42:20 PM): mebbie hehe if u promis promis it feel gud
vamale_692005 (7:42:40 PM): I promise....TRUST me..it will
vamale_692005 (7:42:59 PM): and dont worry..I wont let nothing happen to you..I will be there the whole time...no matter what you do..I will not let him hurt you...okay ( Sure you won't you bastard. Sure you won't)
sweet_erin78 (7:43:19 PM): ok that make me fell bettr
vamale_692005 (7:44:00 PM): trust me...you will love getting licked by him..and I will help you if you want to try letting him inside you...that right there I promise you WILL LOVE...will give you such a huge orgasm ( Helpful isn't he? )
sweet_erin78 (7:44:19 PM): hehe ok
vamale_692005 (7:44:48 PM): because there is something with that I woudl love to do
sweet_erin78 (7:44:58 PM): wat?
vamale_692005 (7:45:31 PM): if you do try having sex with him..and dont worry you cant get pregnant from it...after he cums in you..I want to slide myself into your pussy...filled with his cum (.....)
And I quote...
sweet_erin78(decoy) (7:41:35 PM): i dunno bout havin sex wit the dog.. it be scary ( and gross, sick, twisted, vile, disgusting and revolting )
vamale_692005 (7:41:50 PM): how about the other two?
sweet_erin78 (7:42:20 PM): mebbie hehe if u promis promis it feel gud
vamale_692005 (7:42:40 PM): I promise....TRUST me..it will
vamale_692005 (7:42:59 PM): and dont worry..I wont let nothing happen to you..I will be there the whole time...no matter what you do..I will not let him hurt you...okay ( Sure you won't you bastard. Sure you won't)
sweet_erin78 (7:43:19 PM): ok that make me fell bettr
vamale_692005 (7:44:00 PM): trust me...you will love getting licked by him..and I will help you if you want to try letting him inside you...that right there I promise you WILL LOVE...will give you such a huge orgasm ( Helpful isn't he? )
sweet_erin78 (7:44:19 PM): hehe ok
vamale_692005 (7:44:48 PM): because there is something with that I woudl love to do
sweet_erin78 (7:44:58 PM): wat?
vamale_692005 (7:45:31 PM): if you do try having sex with him..and dont worry you cant get pregnant from it...after he cums in you..I want to slide myself into your pussy...filled with his cum (.....)
Friday, January 23, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
OMMMGG. *WET*
So, if you've been to my myspace page (which I'm pretty sure you HAVEN'T) you'd know that my newest obsession is rapper Dolla. ("WTF is that", "Let's make a toast")
Crazy thing is, he is not the type I usually "go for" or what catches my eye. I am usually attracted to tall(6'1"+) med-brown to dark brothas, hooper type. Think...Dwight Howard, Jermaine O'Neal, Quentin Richardson (Brandy's ex), Paul Pierce(YUM!) Even Terrance Williams, minus the lips.
I mean, I like a variety of dudes, but usually it goes like the saying "Tall, Dark & Handsome".
HE, on the other hand is average height, very yella, andd...braided up, rapper, oh, and skinny. I usually CANNOT do slim. I mean, what's two slim people together? Clacking bones. I need something to hold onto, some meat, some muscle. Some booty cakes, SOMETHING! lol.
But this guy...
*Swoon*
He is just all the way up my alley right now. I dig him so tough. He's sexy, bluntly put. He is. And it has nothing to do with this song I'm about to put up. Cuz that was just the icing on the cake, *wink*.
I dug him on "WTF is that", and REALLY started lovin' me some Dolla when I heard "Make A Toast".
His voice.
His tatts.
His eyes.
His lips.
Even his jacked up bottom row.
I'm feeeeeeeelin' him. He got BARS too. Peep the nasty song, then check out his lil spiel in the second vid.
UPDATE: I just found out he is ONLY 20! WTF?! That's another unusual thing, I typically DON'T do guys my age, I'm 20, ya gotta be at least 22. ALSO, he has like 1,834,682 songs with the title "P*ssy" in it. Geeezussss. Me no likey. I guess he's just a super freak. But goes WAAAY harder than Plies' weird ass.Woww. Well, anyways,I'ma hop off his you-know-what & cut out the groupie sh*t. Proceed. BTW listen to his mixtape on his myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/dolla
My favs:
Off "Sextapes: The Art Of Seduction"
1.Good P*ssy
2.Bedroom Bully (niiice)
3.Sex Slave (that mood music, mellow, smoove)
4.P*ssy Pleaser
Off of "Another Day Another Dolla"
4.Twinkle, Twinkle
5.I Won't Tell
6.Girl You Know
7.Loudmouf
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
This guy...
is HILARIOUS. Like...in the second video its kinda long & slow, but once he gets going, he will have you rolling. You know, if his type of humor is your thing. It's scr8 up my alley.
Monday, January 19, 2009
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