I F*CKIN LOVE MYSPACE!

Wow! Wow! WOWW! WOWWWW! That's all I keep saying.


So. Summer 08'. I saw this nigga that was fresh outta jail and my-my-my was he lookin gOoOoOod. Mmn. So anyways this chick I'm with was like "ay. don't u got a girl?" cuz he was ready to toss me the digits. =] heheheh. Can u say cockblockin?? Nah. That's crucial info. And I'm on a need-t0-know basis. Feel me? So anyways he was like naaaaaaahh. Anyways after we part ways the chick was like "that nigga is lying he been with his girl for years. They was supposed to get married n erythang." I couldn't help but wonder for the rest of the day who this chick was, and whoever she is she was one lucky b*tch! Cuz that dude is my type AND THEN some. Good Gawd.

So anyways like last week my best friend is tellin me about this chick she thinks her dude fucked, so im like "oh, word? im friends with her on myspace." of COURSE, she wants to see it. so i let her. its updated. and whaddayaknow. there's a pic of her and dude (that i ran into) im like hmmmmmmmmm this must be ol' girl! ok! well, now i don't really give a f*ck cuz I KNOW I coulda bagged him regardless. (LADIES, don't EVEN front, you know you be happy as hell when u find out a dude's ex or next or w/e don't look better than you lol) And I ended up declining cuz if you got a wifey, say so. Cuz there's a lotta b*tches that could care less. I'm just not one of em.

So anyways just a FEW mins ago (2:40 am) i'm going to this chicks page who is annoying but interesting who always had her sh*t on private (damn!) but i didn't wanna add her and its public now (yay) so i start looking at allll her pics, reading alll her blogs then i take it a step further. I read her old (hidden) comments.

I pretty much never do that unless i'm looking for something in particular, or, in tonight's case, am extremely bored. So I go some 6 pages back and read this chicks comments which look juicy and BAM! She was talking bout her ex (she's gay now, surprise surprise, everyone & their mom is switching teams) and how she was down with him for so long and blah blah blah and at the end of the comment she drops his name!

gaaasssspp! I would've NEVER thought of those two together. like EVER in a MILLI-ON years. Seriously! but now I'm just letting it marinate. (She, on the other hand is up there when it comes to looks) And not only that but his new girl is like TOTALLY in EVERY way POSSIBLE different than the old one. The new one kinda looks more like me. (only uglier, sorry, but its true, she's crap.)


I swear I f*ckin love how I can get the 4-1-1, scoop, juice etc and no one will ever know! muhahaha. it's great. but myspace is also the devil. Myspace has made me more nosy. Yeah everyone can be kinda nosy but I've never gave a flying f*ck about who was dating who, who doesn't like who, and why and whatever else but I find myself enjoying reading those things . Like, seriously. BUT that's other's own fault. I know what I put out on the internet and I am careful. Anything I don't want out, I don't put out. I don't care about people knowing certain things, and if I do, I'll keep it to myself. Word of advice, B*TCHES!

=]=]

randommm as hell, I know.

This guy deserves an award for this video.

ITS HILARIOUS!!!!!

I thought I was thee only one. Like especially the marker on the board thing. CLASSIC! If you have youtube, subscribe to this man, IMMEDIATELY.


Annndd. Subscribe to me too. www.youtube.com/mizzeshy
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WTF!?! Sick & Twisted Mofos.

http://www.perverted-justice.com/?archive=vamale_692005

And I quote...

sweet_erin78(decoy) (7:41:35 PM): i dunno bout havin sex wit the dog.. it be scary ( and gross, sick, twisted, vile, disgusting and revolting )
vamale_692005 (7:41:50 PM): how about the other two?
sweet_erin78 (7:42:20 PM): mebbie hehe if u promis promis it feel gud
vamale_692005 (7:42:40 PM): I promise....TRUST me..it will
vamale_692005 (7:42:59 PM): and dont worry..I wont let nothing happen to you..I will be there the whole time...no matter what you do..I will not let him hurt you...okay ( Sure you won't you bastard. Sure you won't)
sweet_erin78 (7:43:19 PM): ok that make me fell bettr
vamale_692005 (7:44:00 PM): trust me...you will love getting licked by him..and I will help you if you want to try letting him inside you...that right there I promise you WILL LOVE...will give you such a huge orgasm ( Helpful isn't he? )
sweet_erin78 (7:44:19 PM): hehe ok
vamale_692005 (7:44:48 PM): because there is something with that I woudl love to do
sweet_erin78 (7:44:58 PM): wat?
vamale_692005 (7:45:31 PM): if you do try having sex with him..and dont worry you cant get pregnant from it...after he cums in you..I want to slide myself into your pussy...filled with his cum (.....)

Hilarious.

The dude from youtube, JSmoov.

OMMMGG. *WET*

So, if you've been to my myspace page (which I'm pretty sure you HAVEN'T) you'd know that my newest obsession is rapper Dolla. ("WTF is that", "Let's make a toast")

Crazy thing is, he is not the type I usually "go for" or what catches my eye. I am usually attracted to tall(6'1"+) med-brown to dark brothas, hooper type. Think...Dwight Howard, Jermaine O'Neal, Quentin Richardson (Brandy's ex), Paul Pierce(YUM!) Even Terrance Williams, minus the lips.

I mean, I like a variety of dudes, but usually it goes like the saying "Tall, Dark & Handsome".

HE, on the other hand is average height, very yella, andd...braided up, rapper, oh, and skinny. I usually CANNOT do slim. I mean, what's two slim people together? Clacking bones. I need something to hold onto, some meat, some muscle. Some booty cakes, SOMETHING! lol.

But this guy...

*Swoon*

He is just all the way up my alley right now. I dig him so tough. He's sexy, bluntly put. He is. And it has nothing to do with this song I'm about to put up. Cuz that was just the icing on the cake, *wink*.

I dug him on "WTF is that", and REALLY started lovin' me some Dolla when I heard "Make A Toast".

His voice.

His tatts.

His eyes.

His lips.

Even his jacked up bottom row.

I'm feeeeeeeelin' him. He got BARS too. Peep the nasty song, then check out his lil spiel in the second vid.

UPDATE: I just found out he is ONLY 20! WTF?! That's another unusual thing, I typically DON'T do guys my age, I'm 20, ya gotta be at least 22. ALSO, he has like 1,834,682 songs with the title "P*ssy" in it. Geeezussss. Me no likey. I guess he's just a super freak. But goes WAAAY harder than Plies' weird ass.Woww. Well, anyways,I'ma hop off his you-know-what & cut out the groupie sh*t. Proceed. BTW listen to his mixtape on his myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/dolla

My favs:

Off "Sextapes: The Art Of Seduction"

1.Good P*ssy

2.Bedroom Bully (niiice)

3.Sex Slave (that mood music, mellow, smoove)

4.P*ssy Pleaser

Off of "Another Day Another Dolla"

4.Twinkle, Twinkle

5.I Won't Tell

6.Girl You Know

7.Loudmouf

This guy...

is HILARIOUS. Like...in the second video its kinda long & slow, but once he gets going, he will have you rolling. You know, if his type of humor is your thing. It's scr8 up my alley.

I'm back.

I had to quit blogging on my other cuz I had some nosies all in my B.I.