Before I get to talkn about the dummies I work with , let me talk about my manager showing favoritism.
Kay. So yesterday I was trying to out-do myself carrying a load of meats to the other table and the process I dropped some of the Vito meat (Salami & Capicola together) on the floor. Well the rule is anything that hits the floor, even if it didn't hit the floor, must be thrown away.
Well, what could I do but set the rest of the shit down and proceed to throw away what I dropped? Nothing right? Accidents happen. So my manager goes "Are you serious?" (no, MF'er, I'm kidding. haha. sike, i didn't really drop it, April Fools!) I just kinda smiled, extremely embarassed cuz a gang of people were staring at me.
He goes "NO, SERIOUSLY. ITS NOT FUNNY! THAT'S LIKE $30 WORTH OF MEAT!" Bullshit. A customer orders a sandwich, for 5 or 6 bucks and gets ONE portion of meat, after recovering the difference for the cost of what you sold, you get a profit of about 4 bucks. We slice our own meat, and a few pounds of meat is about $45. I most definitely did not drop that damn much. I dropped about 10-15 portions. Anywhoo, regardless. If I had dropped $200 worth that does NOT give you the right to bitch @ me.
YOU NEED to be tellin off the white chick I'll call "Katy" who comes in late, once a week. (I have never been late, not once.) Or how about Sunday when you reminded her to be there at 8:30am SHARP, 3 times before she left on Friday, and she still showed up 1 HOUR late, still kind of drunk, and laughed, tripped over stuff and embarassed herself. Now THAT is what wasn't FCKN funny. Or how about when she dropped all those trays of bread on the floor. Our bread is the key to the company, its whats hella expensive, if anything.
Ya don't say a DAMN thang to Katy, but you bitch at me? FCK YOU!
Now, for the rest of my ignorant pasty faced co-workers I want to like but can barely tolerate.
They say the STUPIDEST shit to me.
"What does Triflin' mean?"
uhhh, why you askn ME?
"Cuz black people say it."
uhhh, only black people?
*Shrug.*
White boy was wrappn this lady's sandwich ALLLLL fucked up, it was just THROWN together, like he didn't care at all, so I say "Here, let me do it" He goes:
"Yeah...cuz we all know BLACK PEOPLE are naturally good at wRAPPING."
Kay. So yesterday I was trying to out-do myself carrying a load of meats to the other table and the process I dropped some of the Vito meat (Salami & Capicola together) on the floor. Well the rule is anything that hits the floor, even if it didn't hit the floor, must be thrown away.
Well, what could I do but set the rest of the shit down and proceed to throw away what I dropped? Nothing right? Accidents happen. So my manager goes "Are you serious?" (no, MF'er, I'm kidding. haha. sike, i didn't really drop it, April Fools!) I just kinda smiled, extremely embarassed cuz a gang of people were staring at me.
He goes "NO, SERIOUSLY. ITS NOT FUNNY! THAT'S LIKE $30 WORTH OF MEAT!" Bullshit. A customer orders a sandwich, for 5 or 6 bucks and gets ONE portion of meat, after recovering the difference for the cost of what you sold, you get a profit of about 4 bucks. We slice our own meat, and a few pounds of meat is about $45. I most definitely did not drop that damn much. I dropped about 10-15 portions. Anywhoo, regardless. If I had dropped $200 worth that does NOT give you the right to bitch @ me.
YOU NEED to be tellin off the white chick I'll call "Katy" who comes in late, once a week. (I have never been late, not once.) Or how about Sunday when you reminded her to be there at 8:30am SHARP, 3 times before she left on Friday, and she still showed up 1 HOUR late, still kind of drunk, and laughed, tripped over stuff and embarassed herself. Now THAT is what wasn't FCKN funny. Or how about when she dropped all those trays of bread on the floor. Our bread is the key to the company, its whats hella expensive, if anything.
Ya don't say a DAMN thang to Katy, but you bitch at me? FCK YOU!
Now, for the rest of my ignorant pasty faced co-workers I want to like but can barely tolerate.
They say the STUPIDEST shit to me.
"What does Triflin' mean?"
uhhh, why you askn ME?
"Cuz black people say it."
uhhh, only black people?
*Shrug.*
White boy was wrappn this lady's sandwich ALLLLL fucked up, it was just THROWN together, like he didn't care at all, so I say "Here, let me do it" He goes:
"Yeah...cuz we all know BLACK PEOPLE are naturally good at wRAPPING."
The rest of the crew cracks up laughing, like a riot.
uhhhhh, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me?
We were having an (attempted) conversation about music. "Brice" was boasting about how well he knows all the lyrics of this rock band. He says "Yeah, man, I can recite all their songs like you can recite, like, I dunno, Snoop Dogg."
WOAH, PLAYA!
WHAAAT?
He was dead. ass. serious.
I don't even FCK with Snoop like that, wtf, how STEREOTYPICAL of you to ASSUME b/c I'm black and Snoop is like the epitome of a rap legend that I KNOW HIS SHIT. I honestly don't know that much material from that man. Soo...WTF.
As a matter of fact I don't fck with rap hardbody like that, anyways. I mean I LIKE rap but its not my FAVORITE genre of music.
And these little things are just the beginning, I don't even have the strength to tell ya'll every sideways, ignorant, outta no man's land comments these stupid ass white boys have said to me.
As a matter of fact, KATY said she hates when "white girls try to act black, you know, when they "grease" the hair down. That's so black. Oh, and wear big earrings."
So a swoop hairstyle automatically means black?
Oh, and big earrings too.
thats a shame. all i can do is shake my head at them. and i give you props for not snapping off and going off and these ignorant people cus lord knows they need it =]
ReplyDeletesounds like a great lawsuit =]
ReplyDeleteYeah, I onlllyyy didn't pop off cuz I need my job...
ReplyDeleteI would have been fired, "Katy" would have got the shit slapped out of her. You should be all sarcastic and ask questions when they say stuff like that.
ReplyDelete"Why? do you have something against the way black people dress?"
"Snoop Dogg? I Listen To Good Charlotte. Are you saying snoop dogg because im black?"
White people dont like being called a racist LMAO