I F*CKIN LOVE MYSPACE!

Wow! Wow! WOWW! WOWWWW! That's all I keep saying.


So. Summer 08'. I saw this nigga that was fresh outta jail and my-my-my was he lookin gOoOoOod. Mmn. So anyways this chick I'm with was like "ay. don't u got a girl?" cuz he was ready to toss me the digits. =] heheheh. Can u say cockblockin?? Nah. That's crucial info. And I'm on a need-t0-know basis. Feel me? So anyways he was like naaaaaaahh. Anyways after we part ways the chick was like "that nigga is lying he been with his girl for years. They was supposed to get married n erythang." I couldn't help but wonder for the rest of the day who this chick was, and whoever she is she was one lucky b*tch! Cuz that dude is my type AND THEN some. Good Gawd.

So anyways like last week my best friend is tellin me about this chick she thinks her dude fucked, so im like "oh, word? im friends with her on myspace." of COURSE, she wants to see it. so i let her. its updated. and whaddayaknow. there's a pic of her and dude (that i ran into) im like hmmmmmmmmm this must be ol' girl! ok! well, now i don't really give a f*ck cuz I KNOW I coulda bagged him regardless. (LADIES, don't EVEN front, you know you be happy as hell when u find out a dude's ex or next or w/e don't look better than you lol) And I ended up declining cuz if you got a wifey, say so. Cuz there's a lotta b*tches that could care less. I'm just not one of em.

So anyways just a FEW mins ago (2:40 am) i'm going to this chicks page who is annoying but interesting who always had her sh*t on private (damn!) but i didn't wanna add her and its public now (yay) so i start looking at allll her pics, reading alll her blogs then i take it a step further. I read her old (hidden) comments.

I pretty much never do that unless i'm looking for something in particular, or, in tonight's case, am extremely bored. So I go some 6 pages back and read this chicks comments which look juicy and BAM! She was talking bout her ex (she's gay now, surprise surprise, everyone & their mom is switching teams) and how she was down with him for so long and blah blah blah and at the end of the comment she drops his name!

gaaasssspp! I would've NEVER thought of those two together. like EVER in a MILLI-ON years. Seriously! but now I'm just letting it marinate. (She, on the other hand is up there when it comes to looks) And not only that but his new girl is like TOTALLY in EVERY way POSSIBLE different than the old one. The new one kinda looks more like me. (only uglier, sorry, but its true, she's crap.)


I swear I f*ckin love how I can get the 4-1-1, scoop, juice etc and no one will ever know! muhahaha. it's great. but myspace is also the devil. Myspace has made me more nosy. Yeah everyone can be kinda nosy but I've never gave a flying f*ck about who was dating who, who doesn't like who, and why and whatever else but I find myself enjoying reading those things . Like, seriously. BUT that's other's own fault. I know what I put out on the internet and I am careful. Anything I don't want out, I don't put out. I don't care about people knowing certain things, and if I do, I'll keep it to myself. Word of advice, B*TCHES!

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randommm as hell, I know.