WORD OF THE DAY: Doo Doo Mama

Taken From Urban Dictionary So Excuse The Spelling & Grammatical Errors. Clearly a doo-doo mama or doo-doo daddy wrote this.

DooDoo Mama

A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They`re mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments. Signs if you`re a DooDoo If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn`t match the texture and/or color. You`re a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You`re a DooDoo. If your hair can`t fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You`re a DooDoo. If you haven`t upgraded your cell phone and you`re still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You`re a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You`re a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You`re a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You`re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You`re a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off`s. You`re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You`re a DooDoo right along with her. If you fight just to get attention. You`re a DooDoo. If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You`re a DooDoo Mama.
1. You're such a DooDoo Mama, how are you going to have on some Gold Hoops and a Silver Chain.

OMMMGG. *WET*

So, if you've been to my myspace page (which I'm pretty sure you HAVEN'T) you'd know that my newest obsession is rapper Dolla. ("WTF is that", "Let's make a toast")

Crazy thing is, he is not the type I usually "go for" or what catches my eye. I am usually attracted to tall(6'1"+) med-brown to dark brothas, hooper type. Think...Dwight Howard, Jermaine O'Neal, Quentin Richardson (Brandy's ex), Paul Pierce(YUM!) Even Terrance Williams, minus the lips.

I mean, I like a variety of dudes, but usually it goes like the saying "Tall, Dark & Handsome".

HE, on the other hand is average height, very yella, andd...braided up, rapper, oh, and skinny. I usually CANNOT do slim. I mean, what's two slim people together? Clacking bones. I need something to hold onto, some meat, some muscle. Some booty cakes, SOMETHING! lol.

But this guy...

*Swoon*

He is just all the way up my alley right now. I dig him so tough. He's sexy, bluntly put. He is. And it has nothing to do with this song I'm about to put up. Cuz that was just the icing on the cake, *wink*.

I dug him on "WTF is that", and REALLY started lovin' me some Dolla when I heard "Make A Toast".

His voice.

His tatts.

His eyes.

His lips.

Even his jacked up bottom row.

I'm feeeeeeeelin' him. He got BARS too. Peep the nasty song, then check out his lil spiel in the second vid.

UPDATE: I just found out he is ONLY 20! WTF?! That's another unusual thing, I typically DON'T do guys my age, I'm 20, ya gotta be at least 22. ALSO, he has like 1,834,682 songs with the title "P*ssy" in it. Geeezussss. Me no likey. I guess he's just a super freak. But goes WAAAY harder than Plies' weird ass.Woww. Well, anyways,I'ma hop off his you-know-what & cut out the groupie sh*t. Proceed. BTW listen to his mixtape on his myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/dolla

My favs:

Off "Sextapes: The Art Of Seduction"

1.Good P*ssy

2.Bedroom Bully (niiice)

3.Sex Slave (that mood music, mellow, smoove)

4.P*ssy Pleaser

Off of "Another Day Another Dolla"

4.Twinkle, Twinkle

5.I Won't Tell

6.Girl You Know

7.Loudmouf

This guy...

is HILARIOUS. Like...in the second video its kinda long & slow, but once he gets going, he will have you rolling. You know, if his type of humor is your thing. It's scr8 up my alley.